The national Archives announced today it has discovered a long lost reel of WW2 footage showing US President Barack Obama personally deflecting the nuclear blast that struck Osaka following the attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Following the blast, the DNC, in cooperation with CBS/NBC/ABC and the fledgling Japanese communication industry showed their patriotism by suppressing all traces of the heroic gesture by Obama until they felt the world was ready to know the truth. Today’s revelation in no way coincides with Obama’s sudden drop in the polls following his coming out i Newsweek as the first gay President.
A little known historical fact: A Nobel Peace Prize was first given to Obama in 1779 when they discovered he was responsible for killing Captain James Cook in Hawaii, thus preventing the takeover of the islands by the white man.......