DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-12 ("Cherokee Checkbox": The Faux Squaw, the Democrats' Warren Woman)
CHEROKEE CHECKBOX
Tune: Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)
She took some small Cherokee ration
Put this on her information
"Native A," although it's slight
She checked the box even though she's white
Took a while till it was known
That Liz is Anglo to the bone
And all the claims she made before
Aren't Lizzie Warren's anymore
Cherokee Checkbox, Cherokee Pride
So proud you hold your cheekbones high
She took the whole Indian fable
Used it for her PC label
Though she's blond with eyes of blue
She's still a redskin through and through
Cherokee Checkbox, Cherokee Pride
So proud you hold your cheekbones high
But maybe someday when she's beat
Cherokee Checkbox will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat
Dances With Nauseousness
On land where she was born
By the big state of Texas
Stood the house of Warren
Granddaughter of a princess
One so great great great great
She of the Cherokee state
Dark behind her rose the lie
Wanting to be a professor
Rose the lie for her to try
As a member of the feather
One so great great great great
She of the Cherokee state
Listed as a bona fide native
Diversifying the faculty a lot
Bedded soft in the affirmative
Rose the mighty in her spot
One so great great great great
She of the Cherokee state
Sold out integrity for a claim
As a princess of the feather
She had no need for shame
Got the entitlement together
One so great great great great
She of the Cherokee state
With a letter from her cousin
Stood the princess of the feather
Diversified the two dozen
Made the Harvard much better
One so great great great great
She of the Cherokee state
As her bright eyes lit the sky
Around the Harvard of the better
Had no shame from such a lie
She the princess of the feather
One so great great great great
She of the Cherokee state
Heard the whispers of her greatness
Chose to run for a Senate office
Now hears the jeering of her fakeness
Making all her friends so nauseous
One so great great great great
She of the Cherokee state