I have often said that if I were Czar, and I mean real Czar and not a wimpy Obama czar, I would ban K-12 soccer, issue everyone lacrosse gear, and make it the official alternate Spring sport to baseball. Lacrosse has everything soccer does not - action, contact, scoring, and it requires opposable thumbs.
You obviously didn't watch Sunday's Manchester City-QPR match.
Lacrosse is scary, with those hard little balls zooming around at head level!