Why scorn quotes around the word “classics”?
...because the difference between our founding Fathers and today’s midget brain, Marxist college student is light years.
I doubt our refugee from Albania is a Marxist — folks from former Communist countries tend to be immune. And the soft-minded folks you decry don’t major in Classics: “What? I’ve got to learn to read two languages, besides the Spanish I took in high school, and translate dozens of pages a week? No way, dude. I’ll major in Education [or fill-in-affirmative-action-beneficiary-descriptor-here Studies].”