Phony would be comparing an attack like this to merely receiving your scheduled haircut from your barber, a ‘free’ haircut.
You're slipping with the phony outrage creative writing..
Let's try the phony outrage again, and this time I won't settle for anything less than 3 adjectives to describe the attack.
Less than 3 and you get an “F” in phony outrage creative writing.
Now get to it.