[Uncle Slayton]

“Washington Post report Thursday that he had held down classmate John Lauber and cut off his bleached blond hair when they were classmates...”

That’s not a prank, that is assault.

[dfwgator]

It also didn’t happen. And I’m no Romney supporter as anyone here can attest.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Be that as it may, I hope if Mitt becomes president he gives a haircut to a lot of liberals.

[tobyhill]

I think the statute of limitation expired a few decades ago. I remember giving a wedgie to a kid in the 70s, that's assault, isn't it?

[cripplecreek]

Mitt didn’t know he was gay, he just thought he was poor. LOL

[Vigilanteman]

FWIW, an military buddy of mine grew up on the Wind River Reservation near Riverton, Wyoming. A popular sport for male bonding of the local cowboys and Indians was to go into town on a Saturday night, lasso longhairs and give them the sheep sheer treatment. Sometimes it was fueled by alcohol, sometimes it was just for fun.

The local law enforcement people were very worried one night when a gang of motorcycle hippies from Denver threatened to ride up one summer night and teach the whole town a lesson.

The local cowboys and Indians were waiting for them and a fight ensured. No injuries beyond a few scratches and bruises, but the final outcome was one broken storefront window and a motorcycle gang of newly minted short-haired hippies limping out of town southbound on highway #789 to the raucous singing of a combined cowboy and Indian chorus.

Shearing hippies was evidently a fairly popular pass time in that era, especially in Rocky Mountain ranching towns.