[RightOnline]

To those with “bashful bladder syndrome”: three words:

Get over it.

There. Just saved billions.

[AppyPappy]

But I’m disabled /victim

[Boomer One]

Wait till you get older and try peeing with prostate problems and kidney stones. Bashful isn’t the word for it but it does get embarrassing.

[Vigilanteman]

Simpler solution still: Just use a stall and close the door. The extra water for flushing a #1 with a #2 quantity of water is a pittance compared to this idiocy.

While I'm on the topic, I'm also told that this is why one urinal in every men's room in our plant is designed for a midget. Is that true?

When I worked in Japan, the porcelain in most urinals reached to the floor. I think the Japanese figured out long ago that the extra money spent in porcelain costs up front would save dealing with idiot and poor aimer costs down the road in spades.

[cuban leaf]

Finally, a disability that pays, that I can fake!

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Does this then end the need for. Courtesy flushes???