Yeah, Jesus never talked about Cell Phones or Hip-Hop music, or Dancing with the Stars.
In fact, it's largely the heterosexuals who invented unnatural sex and gay marriage.
Marriage as defined by God's law is supposed to be exclusive, not even looking at a random person with lust, lifelong, til-death-do-us-part, sacred, and fertile.
Porn and premarital sex are pervasive in today's heterosexual culture. Divorce/remarriage is found even amongst Christian pastors and ministers; and contraception is OK'ed even by some of the most conservative "Bible" churches. These are the practices that have already radically redefined marriage, making it optional, dissolvable, serial-polygamous, unnatural and deliberately nonprocreative.
Isn't it queer? Straights invented gay marriage.
It's not surprising that now the gays want in.