[fireman15]

Let's hope that John finds the love he needs in prison.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Maybe he can join the dance team.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

You know, after he finishes teaching law classes to his fellow felons.

[dfwgator]

Barbara: [whistles] Nice butt. That’s what they’ll say.
Ken Kessler: I beg your pardon?
Barbara: Nice butt. That’s what they’ll say on your first day, in the men’s club.
Ken Kessler: The men’s club?
Barbara: Mmm. The San Quentin Country Club. With a cute little rear end like that, you’ll be the belle of the ball. Your dance card’ll be filled every day. You’ll be so popular, making all kinds of new, close friends. Big, ugly, hairy friends! Not that you’ll ever see what they look like, ‘cause you’ll be facing the other way.
Ken Kessler: You’re very good at this. You should write children’s books.

-Ruthless People