I have heard several terms for a fella with a “package”...and now the jokes just write themselves...
“Do you have unexploded ordnance in your pants, or are ya just happy to see me?” LMAO (the term “unexploded ordnance” alone had me fallin outta my chair laughing..(yeah, Im weird—so sue me ;-)
LMAO!
The jokes really do write themselves.
I so hope Lugar loses. He was my senator when I lived in Indiana in the early 80s and a POS then.