[AGreatPer]

Let me make a point:

Has anyone ever seen a person on the face of this earth try and hide his/her records like this person?

I didn't think so.

The question then is, why?

[colorado tanker]

I have a couple of guesses, and since The Messiah won't release his records, they are only guesses.

1. His GPA is lower than Dubya's.

2. He is an affirmative action baby.

3. He majored in ethnic studies.

Just sayin'.