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To: Free ThinkerNY

Well... I’m sexy and I know it! Is that a bad thing? Either way, this little kid was reciting a popular song. I remember when my youngest brother recited a poem to Sister Mary Catherine when he was in first grade. It started out with “there once was a girl from Nantucket...” Sister Mary Catherine, having common sense and understanding that little kids hear things from older siblings... simply told my Mom quietly. (My oldest brother was grounded for the weekend).


3 posted on 05/04/2012 6:29:30 PM PDT by momtothree
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To: momtothree
Either way, this little kid was reciting a popular song.
The kid was singing a song in a friggin' M&M commercial that plays all the time!
7 posted on 05/04/2012 6:33:08 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: momtothree

I remembered reading pages of Nantucket limericks in my childhood books. But I Googled (maybe I should have Binged) for it and lo and behold the naughty version is the second result. (A sample line: “If her ear were a **** I could **** it.”)


20 posted on 05/04/2012 7:11:37 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Mitt! You're going to have to try harder than that to be "severely conservative" my friend.)
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To: momtothree

LOL, that is a great family story. When my son was just first talking he recited this poem to his grandmother:

I love you
I love you
I love you, DEVINE

Please give me your chewing gum
Because you are sitting on mine.

Fortunately I did not listen to sex songs around him or I am sure he would have said the words if they hit his funny bone.


37 posted on 05/04/2012 8:45:31 PM PDT by SaraJohnson
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