[Opinionated Blowhard]

Is he insane, or a mooch, or simply dedicated to leading a simple, honest, dare we say, Christ-like existence?

I don't remember Christ eating roadkill.

[Sherman Logan]

Christ was also not a bit averse to accepting gifts of money, food or accommodations, or to spending money on expensive luxuries.

Christ’s purpose in life was not to just exist with a low carbon footprint, it was to do his Father’s will.

He probably also spent the first 30 years of his life working at a trade, for money. Built furniture, mostly. Almost certainly extremely well-made furniture.

[Boogieman]

I don’t remember the Romans driving SUVs down the roads either.

[TheThirdRuffian]

“don’t remember Christ eating roadkill.”

Roman Chariots didn’t go 80 mph.

[Sirius Lee]

I don't remember Christ eating roadkill.

How about the guy who baptized Christ?