[EnglishCon]

Oh dear! Has it been so long that you’ve forgotten which end to diaper? lol

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Oh Lord, I wish I forgot which end!!!

It is always the end aimed at you!!!!!!

[DJ MacWoW]

Actually both ends are capable of unwanted gifts. But the smiles and gurgles are worth it. :-)

[JRandomFreeper]

At least you aren't in uniform anymore. My 2 girls both had dress blues detectors, and would barf on me 5-10 minutes before any mandatory formation.

/johnny