“The thing with stick shifts is that its difficult to drink and drive.”
Not when you’ve had enough practice! Back in my pizza delivery days, I could handle a cheeseburger and a 5-speed while cradling a Super Big Gulp between my legs. And this was in a Chevrolet Sprint; to keep that thing moving with anything resembling authority you practically had to row it with the shifter.
and roll a J at the same time?