[crusty old prospector]

Bwa haa.

[Kenny Bunk]

OMG, You VRWC people are just so cynical.

I for one, am glad to know our Fearless(ly) (in)Eligible Maximum Leader is a red-blooded hetero kinda guy! Wadda STUD!*

Boy-o-Boy, this oughta put an end to those silly "gay" rumors! Just Wow!

* .,.. and now he is a war hero, too! I bet if those pansy Navy Seals hadn't gotten in his way, Barry woulda wiped out ALL the al-qaeda terrorists