Arrrrrghhhhh!!!!
My Eyes!!!! My Eyes!!!! Sob....Sob.... (Deep and labored breath)
Dear Gawd!!!
I didn’t ask for this!!!! The pain... The pain!!! Please Dear Gawd!!! Make it go away!!!
It’s searing! All the way to back of my Head!!!
Why!? Why!? Would.... Who Would do something like this!!!???
sobbing, sobbing, sobbing.
Hello? Hello? Ugh... Can someone call 911??? I can’t see where the phone is!!! (I wish I had one of those Lifeline® with AutoAlert* will automatically call for help)
Please Dear God! I promise to be like Like Saul of Tarsus if only you restore my sight. I’ll be a monk if need me to.
I don’t think I’ll be able to stop drinking though..
OMG, the pain....
If you think that’s bad, don’t go to the “Paul Krugman to Obama” thread....
: )