“It says...your parents were complete idiots who were ignorant of the law, which is no defense, for not being aware that you were automatically going to be designated a U.S. citizen when you were born”
Why do you assume they didn’t know? Why would they necessarily want to defend against it?
Why would they necessarily want to defend against it?
Who said they would want to defend against it?
And as long as we're playing "the supposing game"....suppose a legal alien student came over here with the sole intention of having a baby as a means of gaining citizenship for themselves through the child. The law works to their benefit, doesn't it?