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BMW Customer Sues After Motorcycle Causes Persistent Erection
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| 29 April 2012
Posted on 04/29/2012 2:25:34 PM PDT by zeestephen
The rider claims that BMW's custom "ridge-like" Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours, gave him priapism which has made him unable to engage in sexual activity to this day.
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KEYWORDS: bmw
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To: Charles Henrickson
What do you expect? The BMW uses a shaft drive.
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posted on
04/29/2012 2:53:09 PM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
('People have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
To: zeestephen
Nice bike. Sorry about your penis.
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posted on
04/29/2012 2:53:33 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: zeestephen
How does his girlfriend feel about it?
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posted on
04/29/2012 2:54:22 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
("Real men are not threatened by strong women." -- Sarah Palin)
To: SuzyQue
I’m not touching this post with a ten foot pole.I'm not touching the dude's bike with a ten foot pole.
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posted on
04/29/2012 2:54:45 PM PDT
by
John123
(US$ - I owe you nothing. Euro - Who owes you nothing.)
To: Kinder Gentler Machinegun Hand
I don’t like BMWs. They’re hard on gas.
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posted on
04/29/2012 2:54:51 PM PDT
by
beelzepug
("Blind obedience to arbitrary rules is a sign of mental illness")
To: SuzyQue
“I’m not touching this post with a ten foot pole.”
Now that, my friend is not only funny, but woody.. I mean witty to boot!
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posted on
04/29/2012 2:56:33 PM PDT
by
Kratos
To: SuzyQue
Bill Clinton is at his local BMW bike dealer as we speak.
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posted on
04/29/2012 2:59:27 PM PDT
by
donhunt
(Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
To: Kratos
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posted on
04/29/2012 3:01:08 PM PDT
by
SuzyQue
To: zeestephen
Clever tactic by BMW’s ad agency. They must see a untapped market for older guys to buy their motorcycles.
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posted on
04/29/2012 3:02:26 PM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(We are the 53%. 47% of Americans pay no taxes; end the free ride...)
To: zeestephen
Doc, my bike gives me a woody...and splinters.
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posted on
04/29/2012 3:02:49 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
To: zeestephen
I wooden think four hours of riding hard wood do that.
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posted on
04/29/2012 3:04:52 PM PDT
by
Hoosier-Daddy
( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
To: zeestephen
My 71 Norton gave me hard-ons, but I never thought about suing anyone.
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posted on
04/29/2012 3:06:29 PM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: zeestephen
Less than seven hours to 5 o'clock and then back on my BMW!
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posted on
04/29/2012 3:12:29 PM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(I am 20 days away from outliving Phil Hartman)
To: zeestephen
Gee, he ought to get a girlfriend who gets turned on by the vibrations and go for a ride. Whatanass!
To: The Old Commander
Wonder if he has sickle cell anemia. More like motor-sickle cell...
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posted on
04/29/2012 3:15:28 PM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1195 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still...])
To: zeestephen
Just use the release valve.
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posted on
04/29/2012 3:18:43 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults.)
To: cripplecreek
The first pic was a result of driving too close to Mt. St. Helens during it's eruption. The second was a journey from Wisconsin to Washington via Mexico that began in early January.
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posted on
04/29/2012 3:19:23 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: zeestephen
BMW's have that effect on me.....
Big Mexican Women, that is.
38
posted on
04/29/2012 3:19:30 PM PDT
by
Feckless
(I was trained by the US << This Tagline Censored by FR >> ain't that irOnic?)
To: gorush
Still own and ride an ‘82 R-65.
A good airhead runs forever!
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posted on
04/29/2012 3:39:04 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(The best is the enemy of the good!)
To: zeestephen
At least he can still pop a wheelie.
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