Posted on 04/26/2012 12:10:09 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament. It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.
Egypt's National Council for Women is campaigning against the changes, saying that 'marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country's human development'.
Dr Mervat al-Talawi, head of the NCW, wrote to the Egyptian Peoples Assembly Speaker Dr Saad al-Katatni addressing her concerns.
Egyptian journalist Amro Abdul Samea reported in the al-Ahram newspaper that Talawi complained about the legislations which are being introduced under 'alleged religious interpretations'.
The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death. He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.
It seems the topic, which has sparked outrage, has now been picked up on by Egypt's politicians.
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Add necrophilia to the UCMJ?
With bammy the islami as CinC, anyone in the military has to feel like they are f-ing dead already.
Just wondering when they stop having sex with their dead wife.
1. When the stink gets to be to much.
2. When the skin starts to fall away from the bone.
3. When her vagina becomes so stiff his stiffy won’t penetrate.
That which is now *lawful*....must have been going on already...
Demons, all of them..
What was really funny was when the article said women had the right to have sex with their dead husbands.
I cannot imagine a husband dying with an erection that lasts long enough for that.
That is one badassed Ayrab.
Is this something that is in the Koran because Mohammed did it?
You’re entirely right, Westbook, and you wrote well, but somehow, I’m most distressed(?) that this law, and what it enables, *makes sense* for Egypt, and will make sense as it spreads over the middle east, and then beyond. Syfy horror!
I wonder how CAIR will explain this one.
My suggestions:
“Sex with corpses is part of islam’s rich cultural tapestry.”
“Sodomizing dead bodies is a peaceful expression of the world’s third-largest religion.”
“Obama bopped Larry Sinclair and Reggie Love, so to maintain our lead, we bang dead people.”
“After hearing that Obama eats dogs, moslems were so offended that they started copulating with the mummified remains of dead spouses.”
Talk about dark humor: black mildew on a bloated corpse! And I’m laughing! I think it’s hysterics, which feels like a brand new experience!
WOW!
I can understand (actually, NO I can't) some perverted, sexual pervert Mooselimb having sex with (one of) his dead spouses, but someone want to splain how it would be possible for a woman to have sex with a dead male?
PLEASE ladies, no comments about all the "dead-like" lovers you have encountered as no doubt that is something many women have encounterd, but I'm referring to the "biological" impossibility of a corpse being able to respond physically.
These Islamic cultists are reallllly sick Fu*cks!
RE: He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.
Well, why not? if the man couldn’t perform while he was alive, he should be able to after he’s dead. He’s STIFF at last !! :)
“Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.”
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“....up to six hours”? Six hours is an awfully long time to keep going. Doesn’t Viagra wear off after 4 hours or less? These Egyptians must be true bulls!
What do they do with the goat when the 6 hours is up?
Q: How does an Egyptian man know his wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but the dirty begin to pile up.
Q: How does an Egyptian man know his wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same, but the dirty DISHES begin to pile up.
Well don’t stop with the Q&A now, you’re on a roll :)
Nice.
Now “Silence, I keel you!” is considered foreplay.
Savages....
Wouldn’t that be postplay?
The cosmic "trailer park in the path of a tornado" impending doom meter just pegged the needle.
Sex for up to six hours? My wife would never allow that, unless she were dead.
Then again, she wouldn't be my wife anymore ('till death do us part and all that), so would we be committing adultery?
It gives a whole new meaning to the old expression, "Have sex with you? I'd rather die first."
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