There was an old widower, Doyle,
Who wrapped up his wife in tin foil.
..He thought it would please her
..To stay in the freezer
And anyway, outside she’d spoil.
Since ribald limericks are the order of the day...
A crusty old Arab named Abdul
Was known to be nobody’s fool
When his wife died
For six hour he tried
Like the devil to wear out his tool!