[MNDude]

LOL! I remember when I was in high school I went to a rock concert with these guys from school. After the concert, some of the guys picked up these tatooed girls with language that could make a sailor blush.

While driving home, at about 2 in the morning we stopped the van at this gas station so the girls could use the bathroom. I remember I was going to get out to use the bathroom too, but then Corey, the driver said “if you want a ride home, don’t get out.” Then he took off leaving the goth girls behind!

[Buckeye McFrog]

LOL! I remember when I was in high school I went to a rock concert with these guys from school. After the concert, some of the guys picked up these tatooed girls with language that could make a sailor blush.

When I was in high school, we also had a place where you could go cruising to meet those types of girls. It was the same Pittsburgh neighborhood where Dick Morris' toe-sucking woman grew up.

[txhurl]

(Note to self: cross ‘be a hooker’ off the bucket list)