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Worth repeating:

if these rumors continue, we may even have to dig up a long-lost love and a child!

Maybe having him be the babydaddy of a dozen or so little hoodies would restore his street cred with Holder's people...

[Kenny Bunk]

Maybe having him be the babydaddy of a dozen or so little hoodies would restore his street cred with Holder's people... Well I don't know about that, but it would certainly help swish certain uncharitable thoughts from my mind. You know, make up for the Mom Jeans, the girlie bike, the Sister Sally Throwing Style (Notice they kept him out of the ball park this season?) not to mention that limp-wristed interior-decorator sort of sashay he seems to use.

But I also notice the teleprompter is telling him to sound tougher ... but that's not working. Let's face it, the manly thing ain't happening here, folks.