Venezuela denies rumors Chavez died in Cuba

Reuters ^ | April 23, 2012 | Anthony Boadle

[Buckeye McFrog]

Can you imagine the state of health care in Venezuela that he had to go to Cuba for treatment?

More likely he does not trust Venezuelan health care professionals who are not from the dispossessed classes to look out for his......{ahem}....health and longevity during a hospital stay in Caracas.

[spawn44]

SOCIALISM IS DYING RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM.

[Liberty Valance]

It's all capitalist lies ... I'm going to Disneyland!

[Callahan]

Bravo Sir.

There once once was fat Venezuelan
whose liver and lungs were a failin’
Said his buddy Fidel
I’m not feeling well”
That’s two less Commie scumbags a wailin’

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

A fat commmie rat named hugo
Said stealing is one thing I do know
But his anus got cancer
He went to cuba for answers
And they whittled away on his culo

[NormsRevenge]

Dirt Nappers Gone Wild!

Fidel,
Now Hugo..
Oh the agony..

[winner3000]

(...six months ahead of an election in South America’s top oil exporter.)

There are better ways than Reuter’s to describe Venezuela. The words “South America’s basket case”, or “South America’s Zimbabwe” come to mind...to be joined shortly by Bolivia and Argentina who deserve honorable mentions. Poor Chile is getting to be surrounded by losers.

[SevenofNine]

Well haven’t hear anything on Twitter JUST YET I keep eye on it I think he is ailing tha reason is he hasn’t been seen in public

Hint hint Russia leader funeral anybody LOL!

[Chaguito]

Not so sure he would be welcome in Spain, either. It was, IIRC, the Spanish king Juan Carlos who said to Chavez in a meeting in Chile, “Why don’t you just shut up!”

That Hugo is just a zany character.

[Georgia Girl 2]

We can only hope for the worst.

[dearolddad]

Wouldn't the funky chicken (shit) be more appropriate in Hugo's case?

[Caipirabob]

No doubt Cuba has a well positioned backup who is far more compliant with Cuba's objectives than Chavez was.

Thus the trip to Cuba for treatment was nothing more than the Cubans opening up Chavez, finding the cancer and saying "Hey there, feller!" and sewing him back up and telling him "All is well".

Must burn his butt something awful at night.

When he meets Che Guevara in hell, they can swap stories on how Castro treats his allies.

I have no doubt, the Cubans fidel let him die.

[MasterGunner01]

Hugo will be dead for months before it is officially admitted. He has not, apparently, named his successor(s). After his death becomes official, the long knives will come out and the battle for a successor to the tyrant will begin.