How is he ineligible?
Good question. I've heard the answer but forgot. Something like, Mitt's father was born in Mexico of U.S. citizen parents so Mitt is ineligible.
My own grand father, of many generations ago, fled religious persecution from France around 1690 and came to the U.S. (Huguenot), hence, I'm not eligible either and furthermore, I believe France might owe me some reparations.
Mitt is ineligible because he's a liberal liar.