I’d’ve changed the beginning maybe. Instead of the stuff about FR’s servers being down, I’d have had the head general explaining “Your post endorsing Romney has been flamed from all over the world, here, and here, and has brought calls for you to be zotted.” Hitler “Oh don’t worry. I’m a 10-year FReeper, they’ll never ban ME.” ... “Mein Fuhrer ... um ...”
And I donate monthly-they will never ban me! (Third screen name talking...)