I once worked at a business that I called “the mushroom factory”. It was a weird corporate culture, where all of the overhead lights were out. If anyone wanted light, they had to bring in a lamp. It was so dark it was difficult to see in some areas. One woman brought in candles, and was affronted when she was told it was a fire hazard.
LOL! They just feed us a lot of... you know. And keep us in the dark. :)