"Comrades!" he cried. "You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples (wine-soaks). I dislike them myself. Our sole object in taking these things is to preserve our health. Milk and apples/wine-soak hot tub baths (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig. We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organization of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for YOUR sake that we drink that milk/wine and eat those apples/soak in those hot tubs."
Absolutely perfect.