The First Thing You KnowGod made the mountains
God made the sky
God made the people
God knows whyHe fixed up the planet
As best as He could
Then in come the people
And gum it up goodThe first thing you know
They civilized the foothills
And everywhere He put hills
The mountains and valley belowThey come along and take 'em
And civilize and make 'em
A place where no civilized
Person would goThe first thing you know
The first thing you knowThey civilize what's pretty
By puttin' up a city
Where nothin' that's
Pretty can growThey muddy up the winter
And civilize it inter
A place too uncivilized
Even for snowThe first thing you know
They civilize left
They civilize right
Till nothing is left
Till nothing is rightThey civilize freedom
Till no one is free
No one except
By coincidence, meThe first thing you know
The boozer's in prison
And the criminal he isn'
And only the rascals have doughWhen I see a parson
I gotta put my arse in
A wagon that follows the tail of a crowThe first thing you know
I pick up and blow!
The first thing you know
One of my favorite songs and a guiding light in my life. lol
B U M P
Great one!!