He isn't. Zero doesn't try to pretend he's a Republican while pursuing a leftist agenda as Willard does.
"Romney is better than mcpain"
That wasn't true in 2008 and it isn't true now. Trying to fool yourself into believing a delusion doesn't make it true.
"Using the logic that you all propose, a pubbie candidate must walk on hot coals, be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, and pass every test that you all conceive."
I guess being honest, possessing integrity and, y'know, actually being a non-Socialist Conservative is too much to ask of a Republican. You just are willing to set the bar so low as that all an execrable fraud merely have is a pulse and a few bucks. That's really sad.
"Before your brains explode, I'll repeat myself, Romney is not my first choice, but given that it is obama or Romney, I will not help the halfrican, communist, mooselimb prick get re-elected, which is what a vote that doesn't choose Romney will do."
Conservatives don't support those false choices of a megalomaniacal, lying Marxist fraud vs. a megalomaniacal, lying Socialist fraud.
"It's a free Country {for now} so use your vote any way you want, but I will do the same."
"When mittens hits the 1144 mark, Lancey, me and thousands of other FReepers will support him and either self ban or get zotted"
In that case...
