“Yeah but they say they love us and beg us to come back
And then they send their surrogates here on FreeRepublic to try to frighten us lest we leave them.”
Yes indeed. Simple minded little wardheelers that they are.
Conservative: “I can’t stand Baal. He is a demon, and I have higher standards than that. Further, it is my duty to resist hell itself, and to defeat it where I can. We all have that duty.”
Party Peon: “A vote against Baal is a vote for Abaddon!!!”
Stunned Conservative. “Uh . . . No. I do not vote for demons. I am not voting for either of them.”
Party Peon: “YES YOU ARE! A VOTE AGAINST BAAL IS A VOTE FOR ABADDON! VOTE FOR BAAL BECAUSE HE IS BETTER THAN ABADDON! IF YOU DO NOT VOTE FOR BAAL IT IS BECAUSE YOU REALLY LIKE ABADDON AND WANT TO SEE HIM IN CHARGE!”
Stunned Conservative: “Dude, they are BOTH DEMONS! Either of them will make this place hell on earth! I don’t want either one in charge. I -HATE- demons and will not choose either one!”
Party Peon: “YES YOU HAVE YOU TRAITOR! YOU’RE VOTING FOR ABADDON IF YOU WON’T VOTE FOR BAAL! I WOULD VOTE FOR LUCIFER HIMSELF TO DEFEAT ABADDON, AS NOTHING EVER EVER EVER EVER COULD POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN ABADDON!”
Stunned Conservative: “Dolt. Abaddon, Baal and Lucifer are all on the same team. They are each diabolical and I will not aid, assist or support any of them. They are DEMONS.”
Party Peon: “You are a bigot.”
Very good, but I’d like to add one to yours...
“Go on over to the DU with the other B. Hussein Obama supporters and Marxist Muslims.”
Their “arguments” “rise” to the level of sewer politics and attempted character assassination.