[Gay State Conservative]

...Chavez cried and his voice broke as he eulogised Jesus, revolutionary fighter Ernesto "Che" Guevara...

Pssst...Commandante....I think your "prayers" are probably falling on deaf ears given that "Che" is rotting in the darkest part of hell right now.

[rktman]

Hopefully his message went straight to voice mail with a promise that his call would be returned in the order that it was received. And then erased. Ooops!