ROTFL. That’s cute.
My computer is running better than NEW! My son, Jeff is a genius. He customized it for me. It’s runs at 12.0 which is faster than I can type. The toolbar is rid of all the crap I never used or wanted and I the search engine is AVG which is free from viruses. I always caught the viruses from “searching on Google and Bing”.
That “AVG secure search” is among my search engine group, but I hadn’t been using it because I noticed on their home page it says “powered by Google”. I wonder if they have put some filters in so that the all-seeing eye of Google can’t follow us around. If so, I might give them a try.