[Conservative_Jedi]

A global tax must be imposed on all inhabitants of Earth to solve this problem. We must send a huge space mission there to suck up all greenhouse gases and reduce warming so we can SAVE JUPITER! This will be a major issue in the upcoming elections and we have to respond to this looming disaster.

Since it is made up entirely of gas, the planet would be gone if you did that. So much for saving Jupiter. :)

[Right Wing Assault]

Whatever it takes. We have to dismantle it to save it. That’s “obama’s Rule.”