Top Ten Things Dick Cheney is gonna do now that he has a new heart!
#1 Drill baby drill.
#2 Kick Bill Mahers ass.
#3 Take Eric Holder Quail hunting.
#4 Front row tickets for Drop Kick Murphys
#5 Sponsor Women of Haliburton 2013 Calender
#6 Jeopardy match with Sheila Jackson Lee and VP Biden
