What comes to mind is from the movie ‘Freaks’:
“One of us! One of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!”
It’s the curse of the “i” names.
All those poor women born of flower children who thought it was so “cool” or “empowering” to spell their daughters’ names with an i instead of a y...... yeah, most of those women went on to be “Prof. Norgaard”.