And they are probably a Communist.
Real coffee consists of pure foamy espresso; formed when steam of the correct temperature and pressure is forced through correctly ground coffee.
Anything less, should only be consumed by someone in a Volkswagen Bug with a flower holder on the dash.
***”...instead of good honest coffee like God intended, deserves to be eating bugs in their drink.”***
How about the gourmet coffee picked from the manure of certain Asian animals?