sound the alarm! inform the indignation industry! alert al sharpton . . . oh, wait . . . never mind.
Hello. You have reached the offices of Sharpton, Mason and Maddox, rabble rousers at large. If you want to contribute money, press 1. If you are calling about a black victim of anything done by any non-black, press 2. If you are calling about a non-black victim of anything done by any black, press 3 and then shut up and listen, mother-f@#$er. If you are calling about anything done by our organization, press 4 and then shut up and listen, mother f@#$3er. If you are calling about anything you think we should be doing for any non-black victim of anything, hang up.