[Hardraade]

Mr Hardraade (can’t even spell apparently, its Hardrada)

Evidently, you're even dumber than you let on.

The correct form is "Hardråde", but english-speakers lack the umlaut. So the workaround in your alphabet is "aa". There is no such thing as "Hardrada". Dumb is as dumb does, evidently.

[ZULU]

I’ll have to tell that to all the American and English historians who spell it the other way.

[ZULU]

See:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harald_Hardrada

MY language? I guess you aren’t even American.