Pelosi has a daughter? You mean to tell me it multiplied? GAH!
Reminds me of this joke (but with Pelousi, its no joke):
First day at work as a Walmart Greeter and was fired before lunch!
About an hour after we opened an ugly and obese woman with 2 kids appeared. She was yelling and cussing both kids as she came through the door and continued to scream at them as she approached me. I gave the standard greeting "Good morning, welcome to Walmart, That's a couple of good looking youngsters you have there", but then I added "are they twins?" She stopped and looked at me with a frown of disgust "No you idiot, they are not twins, one is 10 and the other is 5. Are you stupid, or blind, or both?" I replied "I'm neither, I asked the question because I just can't imagine anybody having sex with you more than once!"
She made a documentary in 2000 called Journeys with George, about Bush’s campaign.