I have actually been to a place where they have almost no toilet paper. In the bathrooms of restaurants and hotels there is a woman or man sitting behind a card table with a roll of toilet paper on it, separating the sheets into a stack. I paid $1 for 2 sheets. It is easy to figure how much that roll was worth.
Wow. At a buck for two sheets of toilet paper my stock of it would have quite a return on the investment.