Actually, a better screenplay would be that my peeps here in Alabama wouldn’t know who he is, (probably true) fix his car, feed him a good country meal, and send him on his way.
Your post was the same stereotype that Maher used. Obviously you are not from the deep south.
You're right. I've lived in the south and know their hospitality and kindness. But ol' Bill would probably go back and say that some inbred rednecks screwed up his car and tried to poison him before he escaped.