Maybe ask them to join you in Tennessee. Take them in, and share brother! Stock the fridge prior to their arrival an be sure they have tasty yummies on demand.
I'll reserve or hold back my laughter, depending on your response.
I did invite them. My son got as far as Okla and found a life. The grandkids are mostly Calif born and my daughter is staying with her husband, who is a Pastor and doesn’t intend to leave his church.
So, I’m stuck growing food to can and freeze for myself and wife.
Best of luck to everyone that stays in California.... except boxer and piglosi and etc