Jesus already declared war on Satan, and defeated him at the cross. Once again - your attempt at humor plays right into the devil’s MO - pretend he doesn’t exist. You are a tool and don’t realize it.
When God was outlawed in our schools, when evil is rampant, who do you think is behind this? Get a clue.
The humor is meant to show that’s a bad issue for a national political campaign. It’s a good theological discussion to have, but it’s not going to work with enough people to win a national election. The issues need to be discussed without referencing the explicit beliefs of any particular religion.