Tell them to hire Fluke to pitch their products.
I'm sure Fluke has many lucrative offers from condum manufacturers to pump their products.
She could become an iconic spokesperson for condums, like the "Where's The Beef" gal was for Wendy's burgers.
"Senator I ask you, Where's The Beef?"
Pitch line: "Woo-woo! All aboard Sandra's Sleep Train--The HootNoonerville Express!
Tell them to hire Fluke to pitch their products.””
Someone needs to contack Rush and tell him that!!!!