[Yaelle]

Note how carefully they arrange his plugs and remaining hair, and a schnauzer has to die every time they “do” up that complicated hair, a la Trump.

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I love you!

You’re killing me!!

[Mamzelle]

Next time the moms want to talk about Stewart, point out the hair plugs.

"You know, he manages to stay so hip despite his advanced age and his hair plugs!"

"You know, he has two small children. Wonder if he teaches them to say f***ing in that CUTE way he has? Once upon a f***ing time?"

"He so funny! Let me share my favorite of his hilarious youtube exerpts! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-XO0wHG_4 Now, go show that to your teenaged kids..."