I KNOW THIS ONE!!!
Because white people have all the power. They are incapable of being oppressed.
Black people are powerless, and therefore incapable of oppressing anyone.
Therefore....while it is possible for blacks to say “racially divisive” things...they cannot actually be racists.
Have you been bugging my office again?! The guy a few desks over has made that exact argument to excuse any and all anti-white racism.