Probably cheapest and easiest is to download a free copy (Google is your friend), burn it to a 25¢ CD and burn it in the fireplace. No muss, no fuss, and you don't even have to leave the house.
72 posted on 03/02/2012 4:31:34 PM PST by Cyber Liberty
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