[19th LA Inf]

As the "Old Timer" on the Fibber McGee show would have said: "That's pretty good, Johnny, but that ain't the way I heered it. Way I heered it, one fella says to 'tother fella, saay, he says, have you heered about the Catholic birth control pill? It's a Saint Joseph aspirin held between the knees!"

[Ole Okie]

"... have you heered about the Catholic birth control pill? It's a Saint Joseph aspirin held between the knees!"

Hey, that's funny!