Kids are so fortunate to have high tech solutions available to them. When I was a kid, we had to learn how to apply condoms while impaired by drinking bourbon behind the dugout whilst pawing Judy Winklefarb’s lady parts...barefoot...in the snow...uphill both ways.
Judy Winklefarb!?!
But...but she told me I was the only one!!
Demmit ennyway...wait’ll I get home tonight!
(..um...both ways??..what exactly did you mean by THAT?)
lol